Antoine Dodson's 'Chimney Intruder'

Every year celebrities come out with Christmas songs. Now it's Antoine's turn. (Produced by Michael Bearden).



LYRICS:
Well obviously, we have someone coming to Lincoln Park

He's climbing in your chimney
snatching your cookies up, trying to eat em
So you all need to hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
And hide ya eggnog
cuz he taking everything up in here.



Santa ain't my ho, ho, ho, homeboy.
Here's a secret Santa...
I got a switchblade (A switchblade)

You don't have to send your list,
because he's watching you.
(He's watching you.)

So you can run and tell that,
run and tell that, run and tell that,
run and tell that,
Fat, Fat, Fat-boy.

If Santa's coming to my house,
he's coming through the space heater.

Get them crazy dogs off my roof,
My lease says no pets!

REPORTER: People believe a man with a sack
will come in their house at night and leave behind gifts.

WITNESS: I was attacked by some fat guy with a fur collar.

If I see a fat red guy running around,
he better have some Kool aid for me.
I wonder what's on Wendy Williams right now.

You think he's gonna leave t-shirt, Nintendos, and all...
you are so dumb...you are really dumb.
For real.

Tell Jack Frost to stay the hell away from my toes.

Come through my chimney, I'll show you a nut cracker

So dumb, so dumb, so dumb

He's climbing in your chimney,
snatching your cookies up, trying to eat em.

So you all need to hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees
hide ya gifts, hide ya trees

And hide ya eggnog, cuz he taking everything up in here.

All I want for Christmas is for you to keep ya fat ass out my house!